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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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I wasn't trying to do anything against the cult. I lost my mask. And I was trying to find it with the Divination Pool.

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Did you get to ask the Divination Pool?

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The Cult of the Dragon has it. And if I go back, I'm pretty much dead. I will help you wherever I can.

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Francis yells, oh, we're just about here. Oh, the city of Waterdeep itself. It looks fine.

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The walls look like they've taken some damage around the city. There's scorched earth all along the outside.

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Francis lands the airship. You bring Varam to the prison, and he takes you up to go see Leosan.

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My goodness, it's been so long since we've seen you. You went right to get Varam. Oh, that's wonderful news.

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Been disgruntled with his former employer.

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We shall have him interrogated. The council meets in a few days, and they would bid you to join them.

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Yeah, I think we could use a little bit of a break.

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Accommodations would be nice.

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Yes, yes. We'll get you the finest accommodations where you can rest, and then we will see you again in a few days.

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Hey, uh, it's the winter solstice celebration. Maybe we could, uh...

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Got plans. Sorry to slam my door.

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Have dinner at my...

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I shoot him a thumbs up. I'll be there.

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You guys all separately get back to your apartments, and it's the next day.

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And you, uh, you hear Francis yell down the hall, dinner's getting ready down here.

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We're all discussing, you know, things that have gone on and telling stories, and you all begin to feel a little funny.

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And you look to Francis, and he says, oh, hold on.

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He comes out with a big, dusty, old book.

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He's shrinking in size, but so are you.

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And you guys shrink down to the size of a thumb, and you are quickly surrounded by two or three dozen tiny, very colorful frog-like people.

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And they're screaming, for the Sark!

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. We are a fifth edition actual play podcast.

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I'm your dungeon master, Russ More, and staring at me awkwardly is my wife, Amy More.

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Yeah, I am.

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And also with me today, Carla Johnson.

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Not staring at you awkwardly. Or am I?

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You might be. We don't have the video feed.

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I'm not. I'm not.

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And with us today, and not feeling great, but loving those hot toddies, is Tom Laird.

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Yes, I'm under the weather.

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And that's all the witty banter we get tonight.

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We did great, you guys. That was super.

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I do have a quick question before we get underway.

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Yep.

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How's our aggressive rebrand to Dumbgeons and Dragons going?

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Shut the fuck up, Tom.

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He has a hot toddy. He thinks he's hot shit now.

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He's all drunk and aggressive.

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He's all fired up.

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Ready to start some shit.

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Stirring the pot over here.

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I still, and I know that the playback is Dumbgeons and Dragons, but I still, I'm going to just hold to it.

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No, I was saying Dungeons.

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It's a hard thing for me to say, just in general.

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Dungeons does not roll off the tongue.

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And any time that, you know what, when we end up on Good Mythical Morning one day,

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because it's going to happen in the future.

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Shooting high. I didn't know this. OK, good.

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I cannot be the one to be like, hey, we're from Dumbgeons and Dragons,

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because we're going to have to do like seven takes.

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Pretty sure they do edits too, so it's probably fine.

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Well, and you just nailed it right then, Amy.

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Yeah, like a hundred percent.

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Because I wasn't being stared down by Rhett and Link.

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I was thinking about it so hard.

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Who do you play, Amy?

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You, like a fiddle.

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Oh.

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Amy, now he's going to try and kill you in the episode.

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He does that every single episode, you guys.

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Have you not noticed this? Rhett is trying to off me.

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I have some guest stars lined up in the wings just in case.

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Just in case.

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He's been approached.

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I am the name that you said I was before.

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I play Thea Amastasia, a elf druid.

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A druid elf?

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What level are you?

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Oh, of the highest.

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She looks toward her.

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She means ten. By that she means ten.

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You know what, I was going to say ten. I felt like it was ten.

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Well, you just leveled up, so this is a new thing.

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New-ish thing for you, right?

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Level ten.

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And Carla, who do you play and what level are you?

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I mean, you're all level ten.

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Yeah, I feel like you're really...

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It's a much easier question for me to answer now.

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I feel like they got the answers to the quiz.

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I am new Laura Moonbrook, also level ten.

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What other kind of skill testing questions you got?

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I'm ready.

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What are you?

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What's your race and class?

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Just kidding. I'm a human ranger.

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And Tom Laird, who do you play?

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I play Flink Firebeard, a mountain dwarf champion soldier.

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Also level ten.

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Only reason I ask is because this episode is our one-year anniversary episode.

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What?

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So I felt like it was a good time just to hit that who we are on the ol' noggin there.

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Like where we came from, where we started.

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You should have clips in of just us going, I can't remember how to play.

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I wouldn't have to go back far. That was from last week.

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I'm pretty sure that will come up in the episode.

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That was to make sure we know our names one year into recording this podcast.

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Two years into playing this same game.

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I think we're almost three years into playing these characters.

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I imagine us from even just a year ago, like when I think back,

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like we're all dorky teenagers with braces and we're sitting around just being like,

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yeah, so I'm going to use my spells and I'm going to do...

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I love everything about this.

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Me too.

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I'm going to show my, my, my flaming sphere at him.

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And that's how I imagine...

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Why can't that be Thea's character voice?

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Because too many of our listeners would just fall madly in love with me and have stalkers.

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It'd be this big problem.

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I mean, you'd have to really just stay off of Twitter all the time.

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Done.

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As a preventative measure.

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Something that we didn't do this time last year and that we're doing now is we are on Patreon.

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And Patreon is a way that you can support the creators who you enjoy the stuff that they're putting out.

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And on Patreon, if you are a patron of us, you could get a special episode shout out,

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like our special random patron of the episode, Kyle.

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Thanks, Kyle.

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All right, out.

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We're going to play D&D.

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You guys got shrunk down and Grancis was like, oh boy.

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And his voice is getting higher and higher, which I'll pitch up in post as he shrinks.

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But the book that he's holding does not shrink.

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So he throws it in front of him, obviously.

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So he does not crush himself with this massive book that is growing in his hands.

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Guys, I mix up the mashed potatoes with the shrunken stuff.

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Oh boy.

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I walk over and I just slap Grancis.

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You are very small and standing on top of a chair right now.

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I don't do that.

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I walk to the edge and I point at him.

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for the sock.

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That seems to be the only common that they that they at least right now are speaking.

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There are a lot of them.

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They have surrounded the chairs that you are all standing on.

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Now, out of character, I'm I'm not really a stickler for many things,

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but I mean, who would go to a dinner party dressed in their armor and have all their weapons?

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What's everybody wearing?

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Our fancy clothes.

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Tuxedo and tits.

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Flint. Fancy.

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You went back and you got like dress and stuff.

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I got dolled up, you guys.

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Oh yeah, you made a point of saying it.

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I believe I said I bathed.

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So you're welcome.

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The only weapon that was talked about in the previous episode was flame tongue.

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So I don't know if you had that on you or if it was like off to the side.

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I think that perhaps she did because I gave her a scabbard and I think she would probably have tried that on.

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Just what a good gift.

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Trying to like get around it.

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I bet it was a new handle.

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That's exactly it.

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I was like the only person who was carrying or at least had their weapon in the room with them,

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I think was Nulara because of all this change.

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I gave Grants this chef's knife too.

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Yeah, he wasn't holding it at the time though.

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You are all without armor.

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Just keep that in mind for your armor classes.

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And you're all standing on top of a chair.

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No, it's 10 plus your dex.

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Okay, this seems a little conspicuous and sinister.

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I mean, he accidentally mixes up the potatoes with the shrinking spell.

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And then like what?

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Were all these frogs waiting in the wings for how long to come out and start chanting about a sock?

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Fuck this.

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Dia bends down and like takes off one of her socks and holds it in the air.

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And as you do that, you see grappling hooks come up and hooks themselves to the side of the chair.

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It's about five of them per chair.

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I throw my sock down over the edge of the chair.

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They don't seem to stop the frogs.

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It wasn't obviously for that sock.

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What? Are they like the same size as us now that we're shrunk?

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Are they still little to us?

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They'd probably be about two feet tall.

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I don't know if this is going to drop in.

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Okay, I'm sorry, two feet real person tall?

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And so how tall are we?

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So well, so sorry, they're two feet real.

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Okay, how am I going to describe this?

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So if you were regular size, they would be about to look about two feet to you.

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So if you're another big frogs.

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So you are Sophia.

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You are what?

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Five, ten, five, something.

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So in regular size, so before you shrunk down, if they were, you know, equivalent to being big,

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they would look about two feet to you.

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So they proportionately look about two feet to you,

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pretending that you're still five, ten, even though you're really small.

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So you're five, five centimeters, ten millimeters tall.

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I don't understand how metrics work.

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Just at five centimeters or ten millimeters.

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Those aren't, do inches, man, you know, inches.

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I feel like this is getting overly complicated.

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I know we're shrunk, but are they small to us or the same size?

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They're about up to your, they're about up just above your knee, we'll say, where you are small.

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Oh, they shrunk with us.

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Well, they were already shrunk.

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They were already down there being that small.

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So we are also like, I'm so confused, but it's fine.

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They're still smaller than us.

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They're still only coming up to your knee.

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And I'm going to drop a picture.

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Because what you're saying does not make sense.

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Yeah, I know.

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I haven't been having difficulty describing it.

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That's something that.

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Right.

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Because if they're two feet tall to our knee when we're real life size and we shrink down to however millimeters.

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So say you're like Thumbelina now.

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They still only come up to your knee.

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So they're that small.

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So they weren't two feet then.

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Thank you for catching up.

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Wait, you're not explaining it very well.

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No, I didn't explain it very well at all.

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This fight brought to you by marriage Skype chat.

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I just dropped what they look like in there.

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Oh, my God.

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They're adorable.

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Yeah, but they're coming for you.

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And they're also brightly colored.

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That means they're poisonous.

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Oh, I've watched Animal Planet.

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Do they have spears and stuff?

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He's got a little bow and arrow.

250
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Look at that little cutie.

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Hey, important question.

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Maybe we can keep one when we get bigger.

253
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I have an important question.

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Did Donnie eat any of the mashed potatoes?

255
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I don't know.

256
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Did Donnie eat any of the mashed potatoes?

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I don't think we said Donnie ate any of the mashed potatoes.

258
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Would Donnie have eaten the mashed potatoes?

259
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Donnie's a meatasaurus.

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That's what I was just going to say.

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I was like, I feel he's kind of carnivorous.

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All right.

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Donnie didn't eat the mashed potatoes.

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Sweet.

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We got a giant dragon, guys.

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I mean, he's still like pretty weak.

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Yeah, but if we're only a few millimeters tall.

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I'm not going to make Russ change all his stats and stuff.

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But this can help us in a way that is not Donnie just eating all these adorable little froggies.

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All right.

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What are you guys doing?

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The frogs are scaling the chairs trying to get up to you.

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I'm going to get on Donnie.

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And Grants, this is being led over to what appears to be a hole in the wall.

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Oh, oh, they're so they're after Grants.

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Well, they're after everybody.

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That's where they're leading Grants to.

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He's the first one they got to because he was standing up.

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So he is on the ground.

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Oh, I see.

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I see.

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That makes sense.

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What's our seating arrangement?

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Because I assume the other three of us are on our respective chairs.

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I had this very specifically.

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Because Disa came in.

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Yeah, I feel like I was sitting beside Disa near the door.

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Door was over here.

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Yeah.

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I feel like Disa and I were on one side and Nulara was right across from me and Flint

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was kitty corner to me.

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Oh, OK.

293
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Lara, Flint and Thea.

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Yeah.

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OK, I'm going to say.

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It's very weird that that like that's what I remember from.

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I'm just going to send this to you guys quick in text here and you guys can say

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if you agree or not.

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Flint, are you still awake over there?

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Oh, yeah.

301
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OK, good.

302
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Just checking.

303
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There was a little pause there.

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Hot toddy pause.

305
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Man, I haven't had a hot toddy in like two years.

306
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I could totally go for that.

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I just sent you guys a quick image of roughly where everybody was sitting.

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The line above Grancis is approximately the location where he's being led to by

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the frogs right now.

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And the upside down L in the corner is the door.

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OK, I'm going to get on Donny because he's big now, right?

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He can fly.

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So I'm going to get on him and I guess I'm going to go pick up my friend Flint

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because he's the closest to me.

315
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Sure.

316
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Excellent.

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How many of these froggies are there?

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There's a lot like there's five coming up on each chair.

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Probably another 10 down at the bottom of each chair and then a whole cluster

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of them around and leading Grancis back.

321
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Yeah, there's a lot of frogs.

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If I can also, I can't work out like the flight statistics of Donny, but if I can

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if I can also pick up Thea, that'd be great.

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I would like it if we were all together and one of us is not stranded on a chair.

325
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You're like five feet apart.

326
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He's just flying around a dinner table.

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He's just basically walking to get everybody.

328
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No, no, I'm in for weight because Donny's very small, right?

329
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He's like the size of a cat.

330
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You guys are quite literally like the size of Thumbelina right now.

331
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Okay, then I'm going to pick up my friends.

332
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Okay.

333
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Don't forget Deesa.

334
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Well, but Deesa's not going to help us fight, is she?

335
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No, but we also probably, I mean, I invited her.

336
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We can't just like abandon her to the frogs though.

337
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It's true.

338
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It's Flynn's only love interest right now who he's not interested in.

339
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But the frogs are collecting the people and taking us through a hole.

340
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Why would we stop and?

341
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Okay, I guess this is the conversation we're having on the back of Donny right now about what we're doing.

342
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Okay, let's get Deesa.

343
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Can you pick everyone up and just fly the fuck out of there?

344
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Well, that will make for a very fun session of D&D that our DM has planned.

345
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So, no, that seems mean.

346
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She's what she wants to do.

347
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:57,000
Well, Deesa works in that blacksmith shop, so she's probably real strong.

348
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She can thump some mini frogs, right?

349
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I would have to think so.

350
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Okay, so let's pick her up and then fly down to, like, where they're taking Grancis.

351
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Donny walks around and picks everybody up and just as kind of the frogs are pulling up onto the chair

352
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and you fly towards Grancis as he's just ducking in and you see his head kind of poke back out

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and he's like, just, oh, oh, I know.

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I kind of know these guys, I think.

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Oh, don't, don't squish them.

356
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And he is in, he is in the room.

357
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Okay.

358
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Well, I guess I don't think we should squish them.

359
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I agree.

360
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They're very cute.

361
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I know.

362
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Here's a thought.

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Hey, frogs.

364
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What do you, what do you guys want?

365
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Worth a shot, right?

366
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You, you call down to them and they don't seem to respond in any way.

367
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They just, the frogs that got up on the chair have this look of a little bit of dejection,

368
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like, fuck, we just climbed all the way up here, that kind of look.

369
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But they're climbing back down now.

370
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,000
And the other frogs are walking towards you,

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but they don't seem to acknowledge what you're saying to them.

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Dee throws her other sock down.

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Mostly so I'm not off bAlydince.

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Sure.

375
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It still does not stop them.

376
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000
So you barefoot now?

377
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I slipped my shoe off.

378
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I'm just checking.

379
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I'm a barefoot.

380
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000
I'm just wondering if you're John McClane in this thing.

381
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I know I'm not.

382
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You guys, I think we, I can't believe I'm the one saying this.

383
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We need to go get Grancis.

384
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Wow.

385
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:40,000
Well, it is, winter solstice seems like the charitable thing to do.

386
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So I guess bring us down, Donnie.

387
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I'm going straight to hell anyway, but not for this.

388
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Okay.

389
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So Donnie will land.

390
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How big's the door?

391
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Will he be able to go in with us?

392
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000
No, Donnie doesn't fit in the door.

393
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It's like a mouse hole?

394
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,000
Yeah, it's like a mouse hole.

395
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:05,000
So yeah, Donnie lands down and his wings flapping kind of

396
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knock all the frogs back and they stand up and brush themselves off

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and continue hopping towards you now.

398
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Maybe Donnie can guard the entrance.

399
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,000
Are they frightened of Donnie?

400
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000
That's what I was just going to say.

401
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000
Donnie is much bigger than them.

402
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000
Can't he just block the door?

403
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,000
We run through the door and he blocks it.

404
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,000
Sure.

405
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000
I mean, they can start attacking him.

406
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,000
He can fly away, right?

407
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,000
Worst case, worst case, friends.

408
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:34,000
Yeah, let's go get Grancis.

409
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:39,000
You land and slide down Donnie's tail through the mouse hole

410
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or the frog hole in the wall.

411
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:48,000
The troupe of frog people kind of climb up to where Donnie is

412
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and Donnie needs to make a Constitution saving throw.

413
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:57,000
That was an 11?

414
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:02,000
For the time being, Donnie can't move.

415
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:06,000
He is surrounded by largely of these green,

416
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,000
most of them are these green frog type creatures

417
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:13,000
and they climb up onto him and he finds he can't move

418
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except to climb or make standing jumps.

419
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,000
Did they frogify him?

420
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:24,000
Yeah, he can't use his wings and he can't just walk normally.

421
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He must make standing jumps or climb.

422
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000
And what are you guys doing?

423
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,000
I run up to where they're pulling Grancis away

424
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and I think, give us back our Grancis!

425
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000
So you enter into this mouse hole

426
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:43,000
and you find you're quickly surrounded by an entire civilization

427
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:46,000
of these frog people living inside of this wall.

428
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It's very humid and tropical

429
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and there are vines and foliage growing all over the inside of the wall

430
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and there are pools on different, you see different levels

431
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all cascading up and through the wall.

432
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,000
And you see the group ahead of,

433
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:08,000
you've been now confronted by more of these green frog creatures

434
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,000
and they are taking Grancis and they stop and turn

435
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:15,000
and Grancis is like, oh, you got in, good, uh, hey, uh,

436
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:22,000
so I lost these guys a while ago, uh, and now I found them.

437
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,000
What do you mean you lost them?

438
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,000
Well, when I brought them back, they were bigger.

439
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,000
Back from where?

440
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000
From when I was down, down south.

441
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:34,000
I was looking into a bunch of different,

442
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:38,000
a bunch of different creatures and people and different species.

443
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:41,000
Did you fucking shrink these frogs, Grancis?

444
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,000
I didn't, I thought I just accidentally vaporized them,

445
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:50,000
so good news, bad news, didn't vaporize them.

446
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,000
Oh boy.

447
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,000
Classic Grancis.

448
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:56,000
I look back at Nulara and Flint,

449
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like I completely regret coming in here.

450
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:05,000
But yeah, I was on an expedition and I brought them back

451
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,000
and I didn't think that I shrunk them.

452
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000
I thought they just disappeared,

453
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:14,000
but looks like I shrunk them and they've been living in my wall.

454
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,000
Explains why there's some little bit of mold on the outside of the wall.

455
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000
It's kind of hot in here.

456
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:24,000
So what, Grancis, what do you, you don't want us to squish them.

457
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000
What do you want us to do here?

458
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000
What are these creatures?

459
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:33,000
Well, I think what some of the locals, they call them, they call them grungs.

460
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,000
And I don't know if they're good or bad,

461
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:41,000
but obviously they've set up kind of a cool thing going on in here

462
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:44,000
and I'd like to kind of look into it a little bit more.

463
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:48,000
Maybe we just let them, let them lead us to where they're going

464
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:51,000
and we see, see what happens.

465
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:54,000
Oh, Thea hates Grancis right now.

466
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,000
Like he had to ruin it, didn't he?

467
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:01,000
We were having such a nice winter solstice

468
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:04,000
and then he just had to go and like fucking Grancis it up.

469
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:10,000
I don't know what kind of sock thing they're talking about though.

470
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,000
That seems weird.

471
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:15,000
Do they seem to be like malevolent towards us

472
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:18,000
or are they just letting us like follow them?

473
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000
I assume they're still carrying Grancis.

474
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000
We're just like following them or?

475
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,000
You guys have been greeted kind of at Spear Point

476
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,000
Grancis is being led at Spear Point

477
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,000
and they're carrying different clubs

478
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:33,000
and crossbows and spears and that sort of.

479
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000
This is the worst winter solstice ever.

480
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000
Let's just go.

481
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,000
Maybe they'll bring us to their leader

482
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,000
and we can talk Grancis out of this shit

483
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,000
or murder everyone.

484
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,000
Ooh, both are really good options.

485
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000
Happy winter solstice!

486
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000
Yeah, I don't know that we have much choice

487
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,000
but to just like go along with it for now, right?

488
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,000
I whisper to you, Lara,

489
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:02,000
I don't have enough rope.

490
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,000
So you're just kind of going along with it at this point?

491
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:10,000
Yeah, let's see where this magical winter solstice ride ends.

492
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:17,000
You are led through this microcosm of a civilization here

493
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:22,000
and you are led past an area that kind of seems like

494
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it's pools of, you see in there eggs and tadpoles.

495
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,000
It's like a hatchery area

496
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,000
and you walk past a crude makeshift,

497
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000
what looks like an armory.

498
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,000
You see a few frogs as standing as guards

499
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and they've got a whole bunch of their makeshift weapons

500
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:44,000
made out of small wooden pieces and bits of metal

501
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000
and that sort of thing.

502
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:51,000
And you are made to climb up to the next level.

503
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:57,000
Can everybody make a dexterity or athletics?

504
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,000
18.

505
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,000
I'll give you athletics or acrobatics,

506
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:04,000
depending on which you've got better in.

507
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,000
11.

508
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,000
21.

509
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,000
Thea has her pretty clothes on,

510
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:14,000
so she's not a very dexterous or athletic at this moment.

511
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:17,000
I should have asked earlier, but is Disa with you guys?

512
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,000
Yeah, I would assume so.

513
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,000
Yeah, sure.

514
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:23,000
Yeah, Disa gets a solid 17.

515
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,000
Thea tears into her dress and tries again.

516
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:32,000
Everybody ahead of you seems to climb the mossy vines quite easily,

517
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:36,000
but you slide back down and are poked by one of their spears

518
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000
as you land back down.

519
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,000
Poked where?

520
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,000
In the butt.

521
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:46,000
And you take two piercing damage to your butt.

522
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,000
To your butt.

523
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:51,000
Make sure you specify that on your character sheet.

524
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,000
Butt damage.

525
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000
Gotta hate that butt damage.

526
00:25:56,000 --> 00:26:01,000
The grung that is standing by reaches out and grabs your arm.

527
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:05,000
Make a constitution saving throw.

528
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:08,000
I need to not ever roll dice.

529
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,000
This is not, this is an eight.

530
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,000
You're being guarded by a green grung,

531
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,000
and you are poisoned,

532
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:21,000
and you can't move except to climb or make standing jumps.

533
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000
I don't know if I am.

534
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,000
No, yeah, I am.

535
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:29,000
Yeah, so you find your movement is restricted,

536
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,000
except you're doing better at climbing,

537
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,000
and you can only move by making standing jumps.

538
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:38,000
All right, well, I climbed the shit out of this mossy vine.

539
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:41,000
So yeah, this grung grabs you,

540
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:44,000
and you find that you're doing okay climbing again,

541
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000
but yeah, you get to the top,

542
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:49,000
and you can only move by making standing jumps.

543
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,000
May I jump in a forward motion?

544
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,000
Yeah.

545
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000
Oh, okay, fine.

546
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,000
Hop around.

547
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,000
So, Flint and Eularia,

548
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:01,000
you turn to see Thea just hopping along like a frog.

549
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,000
Well, that's new.

550
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,000
No big deal, guys.

551
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,000
It's not as bad as it looks.

552
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:08,000
Though my butt hurts a little bit.

553
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:14,000
This magic power came with a price,

554
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:18,000
and I kind of just bound around like I'm having a good time.

555
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:22,000
I had some meat before I had the mashed potatoes.

556
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000
As you guys are talking,

557
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,000
Nulara, you are pushed by one of the frogs.

558
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000
Nulara, make a constitution saving throw.

559
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000
These frogs are so fucking pushy.

560
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,000
They're so rude.

561
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000
19.

562
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:39,000
All right, so a blue frog pushes you,

563
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,000
but you made the save,

564
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:45,000
so you seem okay, and you continue forward.

565
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:49,000
You climb up two more levels with relative ease,

566
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:53,000
Thea hopping along quite jauntily,

567
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,000
as she yells from the bathroom,

568
00:27:55,000 --> 00:28:01,000
and you are led into what looks like a throne chamber

569
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:05,000
where you see at one end of this chamber

570
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:10,000
a massive throne with a gold grung sitting on it,

571
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,000
and he is surrounded by three orange grungs.

572
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000
The troop that's been leading you,

573
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,000
they take you up,

574
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:20,000
and they begin talking in a language you don't understand.

575
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:23,000
And the gold grung and one of the orange grungs comes down,

576
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:27,000
and the gold grung walks or hops up to Grancis

577
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,000
and pokes him in the chest,

578
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,000
and he makes a constitution saving throw.

579
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:35,000
He is poked by the gold grung.

580
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:38,000
Flint, you are poked by one of the orange grungs,

581
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:41,000
kind of pushed a little bit.

582
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,000
They're a little handsy.

583
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,000
Clint, make a constitution saving throw.

584
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,000
15.

585
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,000
Yeah, you do okay,

586
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:52,000
but Grancis begins speaking grung to this gold grung,

587
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:55,000
and they're talking back and forth, having a conversation.

588
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,000
Getting their grung on.

589
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:00,000
How do you guys respond to him being able to speak grung?

590
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000
Well, I think Thea puts two and two together.

591
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000
I get touched by a grung.

592
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000
I have to hop.

593
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000
He gets touched by a grung.

594
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000
He's got these weird powers as well.

595
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,000
Oh, my God.

596
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,000
I turn toward them.

597
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000
I think they want to turn us into grungs.

598
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000
I don't know that they're grungs.

599
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:19,000
I think they want to turn us into weird frog things.

600
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,000
Yeah, he told you they were grungs.

601
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,000
I think, oh, fuck.

602
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:26,000
Just use the first one that I said.

603
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:31,000
All three of you are kind of pushed around by a blue grung each.

604
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,000
There's three of them on you.

605
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:36,000
All of you make a constitution saving throw again.

606
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,000
Guys, I'm going to get more than five this time.

607
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,000
17.

608
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000
Oh, now 20.

609
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000
Seven.

610
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,000
What a waste.

611
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000
Clint and Thea, you make your saves,

612
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,000
but Nularaaaa, you did not.

613
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,000
You were pushed around by this blue grung,

614
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:55,000
and you find that you are only able to shout loudly.

615
00:29:55,000 --> 00:30:00,000
Or otherwise make a loud noise at the start

616
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:03,000
and end of whenever you say something.

617
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,000
Awesome.

618
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000
Fantastic.

619
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:12,000
Did you read up on 12 rules for this session of D&D?

620
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000
No, this is Volo's guide, man.

621
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,000
It's good stuff.

622
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,000
This is fantastic.

623
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,000
At the beginning and end, so loud noise.

624
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,000
So any time you say something, you say, yep.

625
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,000
Okay.

626
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:28,000
Just want to make sure I've got my language rules ready.

627
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000
Also, I'm sorry, Russ,

628
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000
because I know you have to edit this,

629
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000
and it's not going to be pretty.

630
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,000
Nularaaaa, what do you think?

631
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,000
What?

632
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,000
Uh, what?

633
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,000
That was weird.

634
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,000
We got to find out from...

635
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,000
Grancis can talk to them now?

636
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,000
Do you think?

637
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,000
Grancis!

638
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,000
Grancis looks over to you,

639
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,000
Oh, boy.

640
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:52,000
Um, so, um, I was right.

641
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:56,000
These were the grungs that I accidentally shrunk.

642
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000
I've been talking to their head honcho here,

643
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:03,000
and he seems to think that we can settle the differences

644
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:10,000
of me bringing them out of the forest

645
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:14,000
and into this new forest, which I think is quite nice,

646
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,000
but he didn't seem to agree.

647
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:21,000
Anyways, there's apparently also something else that I...

648
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,000
I'm still not 100% sure what it is,

649
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000
but there's something else that I've been...

650
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:29,000
that I gooned up, and they want us to fight it.

651
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:34,000
And if we make it disappear, they will let us go.

652
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000
Oh, boy.

653
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000
I'm so unimpressed with Grancis right now.

654
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,000
Like, I can't even...

655
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,000
Like, I look at him, and then I'm like, I turn away.

656
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,000
I can't even fucking look at you right now.

657
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,000
See? I know.

658
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000
I...

659
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,000
I know.

660
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,000
I just...

661
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,000
I just want to be friends,

662
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:52,000
and I tried to make some sweet mashed potatoes,

663
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,000
and it just...

664
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,000
I've mixed...

665
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:58,000
It's been a while since I used my spell recipe book, and...

666
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:01,000
You know, you don't need that for food, Grancis.

667
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,000
You don't need that for food.

668
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,000
But I put all my spells...

669
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,000
It was a different time.

670
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000
I put all my spells with my recipes.

671
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,000
Shut up. What do we have to fight?

672
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,000
I don't know.

673
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,000
What do you guys think?

674
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,000
I'd love some sort of weapon if we're fighting something.

675
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:18,000
And he begins speaking in Grung again,

676
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,000
and he turns back.

677
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,000
He says, oh, yeah.

678
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:23,000
They're gonna give us some weapons.

679
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,000
We just gotta go...

680
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:29,000
Gotta go fight whatever this thing is that they said it is.

681
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000
I raise my hand,

682
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:34,000
because old habits die hard from university,

683
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000
where I was a scribe.

684
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,000
Okay.

685
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,000
I say, can I not hop?

686
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000
You try and take a step forward,

687
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000
and you find you're able to walk again.

688
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,000
Thanks.

689
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000
It's killer on the calves.

690
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000
Y'know, Laura, should we go fight?

691
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000
Yeah.

692
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000
Let's go fight.

693
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,000
Could I stop yelling?

694
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000
You find you can't stop yelling quite yet.

695
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000
What'd you do to Russ?

696
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:06,000
He talks to the Gold Grung again,

697
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:09,000
and they lead you

698
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:12,000
to what looks like an open...

699
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:15,000
Coliseum or arena.

700
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,000
Oh, this is for sport, is it?

701
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,000
And they have different weapons set up,

702
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:23,000
and they push all five of you through this door,

703
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000
and the big gate slams shut,

704
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000
so everybody make a Constitution save throw.

705
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000
To not get hit by the gate?

706
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,000
Uh, no, to...

707
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,000
Two!

708
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,000
Constitution.

709
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,000
22.

710
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000
Five!

711
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,000
Guys, I'm nailing my rights.

712
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,000
Totally. Yeah, me too.

713
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:42,000
Yeah, that's a four.

714
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000
Four. Got it. Got a four.

715
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,000
Gonna get some butt damage from that door

716
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,000
hitting me in the butt

717
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000
from my way into the Coliseum.

718
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,000
I already got butt damage.

719
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,000
I don't want any more butt damage.

720
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000
So, uh,

721
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:56,000
Thea, you were pushed by a Red Grung,

722
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:59,000
and you must eat...

723
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,000
You must use your action

724
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,000
to eat food within reach.

725
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:06,000
You find there are no food within reach.

726
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:09,000
Nulara, you were pushed by a Purple One,

727
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,000
and you feel a desperate need

728
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:15,000
to soak yourself in liquid or mud,

729
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,000
and you can't take actions or move

730
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,000
except to do so,

731
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:22,000
or to reach a body of liquid or mud.

732
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000
What is happening here?

733
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:27,000
Is the Gold Grung anywhere?

734
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,000
Uh, Grancis was pushed by an Orange Grung,

735
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,000
and he is frightened of his allies.

736
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,000
Well, he should be.

737
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:38,000
So you were all pushed through.

738
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:41,000
Uh, Thea, you get the munchies.

739
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000
Nulara, you look around,

740
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:46,000
and you find there are definitely mud puddles

741
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000
all throughout this arena,

742
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:52,000
and you feel the desperate need to get in there

743
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,000
while still screaming your thoughts.

744
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:59,000
And Grancis, he turns and looks at the gate,

745
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,000
and then he looks back at you guys,

746
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,000
and he cowers away from you

747
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,000
as you hear the Gold Grung

748
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:10,000
over what sounds like some sort of amplification device,

749
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:13,000
and there are hundreds of Grungs

750
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,000
surrounding this arena,

751
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,000
and a gate rises at the end,

752
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:21,000
and stepping out from the gate

753
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:27,000
is a giant white sock dragon.

754
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,000
And you see Grancis,

755
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,000
and he is cowering away from you,

756
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,000
but he says,

757
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,000
That's my sock!

758
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,000
Roll for initiative.

759
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,000
Hey there!

760
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,000
Happy New Year to you,

761
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000
and also happy one-year anniversary

762
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000
to you and us

763
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000
here at Dumbgeons and Dragons.

764
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000
One whole year!

765
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000
I'm your Dungeon Master, Russ More.

766
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,000
Thank you for joining us

767
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,000
for episode 29 of Dumbgeons and Dragons,

768
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:58,000
titled A Grancis Solstice Vacation.

769
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
One quick note I want to make

770
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000
and give credit to before carrying on here

771
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,000
is the monster that the adventures are about to fight

772
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,000
was homebrewed and given to us

773
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,000
by listener of Dumbgeons and Dragons

774
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,000
and general all-around amazing human being,

775
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000
Ty Zuniga, on Twitter,

776
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:17,000
at the underscore fierce underscore king.

777
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,000
Go give Ty a follow,

778
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:21,000
and Ty, I had to tone down the stats a little bit

779
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,000
on this one on the fly,

780
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,000
because I kind of took away all of the adventures armor

781
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,000
and really good weapons.

782
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,000
Oops.

783
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000
It's still a super fun fight coming up,

784
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,000
thanks to you.

785
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000
I'll put a link to Ty's original stat block

786
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,000
in the description for all to see.

787
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000
This episode is released on the exact day

788
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that we went live with our first two or three episodes

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of the podcast last year.

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00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,000
So as such,

791
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000
January 3rd is our anniversary date.

792
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We're all thrilled to have grown the community

793
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794
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Not a week goes by

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797
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798
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:58,000
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799
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800
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801
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802
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803
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812
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816
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817
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821
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822
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823
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000
The next episode will be out January 17th.

824
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,000
You know, I didn't realize January is a three-episode month.

825
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000
I got to get to work here, geez.

826
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:04,000
Let's jump back into the episode and fight a sock.

827
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,000
Why not, right?

828
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:08,000
It's a Grancis-centric storyline after all.

829
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,000
Anything goes.

830
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,000
Okay, so Grancis is up first.

831
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,000
What does he do, wet himself?

832
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000
Yeah, he looks at you and he's like,

833
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:25,000
I am, I am so sorry, guys.

834
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,000
And then you see him kind of

835
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,000
begin to speak this incantation

836
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:33,000
and the fear leaves from his eyes.

837
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000
And he looks towards the dragon and says,

838
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000
oh, boy, I fucked up.

839
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,000
But let's get out of this, okay?

840
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,000
Okay?

841
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:45,000
And now it is the sock's turn.

842
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:48,000
Okay, and he bounds towards you

843
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,000
because he doesn't have feet.

844
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,000
He's just a sock.

845
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,000
I'm sorry, this creature is a sock?

846
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:58,000
And it looks like a well-used sock.

847
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,000
It's got some stink to it.

848
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,000
Oh.

849
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,000
Yeah.

850
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,000
Oh, I'm trying to paint a picture here for the people.

851
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:07,000
And it's hopping through the mud to get to you.

852
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:12,000
And it uses its frightful presence on you.

853
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000
Everybody must make a wisdom saving throw.

854
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000
I'm tired of rolling dice, man.

855
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,000
This is what this game is all about.

856
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:20,000
I just, I'm not doing a very good, yep, there it is.

857
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,000
12.

858
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,000
16.

859
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,000
13.

860
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,000
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute,

861
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,000
wait a minute, wait a minute.

862
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,000
Wait.

863
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,000
I can reroll a wisdom save.

864
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,000
Yeah, you can.

865
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,000
Thank you.

866
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:37,000
I look at, I look at you, Lara, and I wink.

867
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000
I fucking rolled a four, you guys.

868
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000
God damn it.

869
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:48,000
So, Thea and Nulara are frightened of this,

870
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,000
of this creature.

871
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,000
Great.

872
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,000
Keeping them, yep.

873
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,000
Scared and hungry.

874
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,000
Scared and hungry.

875
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,000
Scared in my life.

876
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000
Scared and muddy.

877
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,000
And loud.

878
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,000
Scared, muddy, and loud.

879
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000
No, you find your screaming has stopped,

880
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,000
but you still feel the need that you need to cover yourself in mud.

881
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,000
The screaming has stopped.

882
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,000
I mean, it's tough because I like,

883
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,000
Nulara would also just like,

884
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000
this would be very embarrassing for her.

885
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:17,000
She would not keep talking very much.

886
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:20,000
She's a very, very quiet person, generally.

887
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,000
Yeah.

888
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,000
That's fair.

889
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000
I'm just going to quickly look up frightened here for you,

890
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:27,000
just to make sure we know what that does.

891
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,000
Just to see how frightened we are.

892
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:33,000
So, a frightened creature has disadvantage on ability checks and attack rolls.

893
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:36,000
While the source of its fear is within line of sight,

894
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,000
the creature can't willingly move closer to the source of fear,

895
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:43,000
and you can make a saving throw at the end of your turn to save from that.

896
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,000
But it makes that and casts that,

897
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000
or it doesn't cast that, but it does that,

898
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,000
and Thea and Nulara are frightened,

899
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:55,000
and it comes forward and attacks Flint with its thread breath.

900
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,000
I was going to say it's...

901
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,000
No, that's a 60-foot color.

902
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,000
Anti-wick.

903
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:03,000
It attacks everybody with its thread breath.

904
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000
Because, yeah, that's a big, that's a 60-foot cone.

905
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,000
Everybody's kind of clustered.

906
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:11,000
So everybody make a dexterity saving throw.

907
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,000
Oh, it's more than enough.

908
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,000
I'm in double digits, you guys.

909
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,000
13 for me, Russ.

910
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,000
14.

911
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,000
15.

912
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,000
Not that that's going to win anything.

913
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,000
These are not...

914
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,000
This is like the worst rolling ever.

915
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:30,000
I think it's the best roll I've had, and it was 15.

916
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000
I had a nat 20.

917
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:36,000
I guess I did roll a 19 on something totally useless.

918
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:46,000
So from its sock mouth comes strands of thread as it falls over you,

919
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:52,000
and everybody takes full damage, taking 34 bludgeoning damage.

920
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000
What the legitimate fuck?

921
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000
It's a sock, Russell.

922
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:59,000
It's an adult sock puppet dragon.

923
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,000
Gross.

924
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,000
Oh my god.

925
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,000
What the fuck does that mean?

926
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000
It means it's fully grown.

927
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,000
Well, that's not what I thought it meant.

928
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,000
In the socket.

929
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,000
Yeah, right?

930
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:11,000
It's an adult, like from an adult store for adults.

931
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,000
What is happening?

932
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:16,000
I like that Amy and I always have our minds in the gutter.

933
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,000
I feel like...

934
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,000
Always.

935
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,000
I'm so glad I'm not by myself.

936
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,000
Why do you only have 31?

937
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,000
You should have been full.

938
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,000
I wasn't.

939
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,000
You should have been.

940
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,000
Everybody should have been full.

941
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000
Because you've had three days of rest.

942
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,000
Are you sure?

943
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,000
Yeah, you had three days of rest.

944
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,000
Okay.

945
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:32,000
I had three days of rest, and then I had minus...

946
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,000
How much did my butt hurt?

947
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,000
34.

948
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000
Oh, your butt hurt, too.

949
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:40,000
68, and then minus 30, so I'm at 38.

950
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,000
34.

951
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:44,000
You're at 34, because you took 34.

952
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000
So you're at half of what...

953
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000
Jesus.

954
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,000
Yeah.

955
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,000
Now it's Nulara's turn.

956
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,000
Okay.

957
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,000
And you are frightened.

958
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,000
I'm frightened.

959
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000
And you want to cover yourself in mud.

960
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,000
And I'm frightened.

961
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,000
Yeah.

962
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,000
Sweet.

963
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,000
The only way you can move is to move towards mud, but you can't move in the direction of

964
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,000
the dragon.

965
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000
Conveniently, there's a mud puddle right behind you.

966
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,000
Perfect.

967
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,000
I guess I back into that mud puddle.

968
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,000
Mm-hmm.

969
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:11,000
I guess that's my first action?

970
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,000
Or that's my action, yeah?

971
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,000
So much to think about.

972
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:18,000
Does my grung spell mean I have to stay there?

973
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:22,000
Or now that I have soaked myself in mud, can I get out of that puddle?

974
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000
Ooh, yeah, is she satisfied?

975
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000
I think that's your action.

976
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000
Or at least one of your actions.

977
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:31,000
It takes actions to move.

978
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:38,000
Yeah, so once you're soaked, so for an action, you are covering yourself in mud.

979
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000
So you still have one more action, I believe.

980
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000
But I can't move towards the sock?

981
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:45,000
You have to make a saving throw at the end of your turn.

982
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:48,000
But she could maybe use a ranged weapon at the sock?

983
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000
Well, I don't have a ranged weapon.

984
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000
Don't I only have my sword?

985
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,000
You only have your sword.

986
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,000
Right.

987
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,000
Great.

988
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,000
I will do nothing.

989
00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:01,000
I will make a save to try to not have this problem my next turn.

990
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,000
Yeah.

991
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,000
Because I can't do any.

992
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,000
I'm not going to throw my sword.

993
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,000
That's about all I got.

994
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:09,000
You could move further away to another mud puddle.

995
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:10,000
No, that's fine.

996
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:15,000
I want to fucking stab this sock when I have my faculties restored.

997
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,000
Wisdom saving throw.

998
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,000
Okay.

999
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,000
Great.

1000
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,000
That won't do it.

1001
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:21,000
It's a 10.

1002
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,000
No, you're still frightened.

1003
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,000
Great.

1004
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:26,000
I'll probably also take a healing surge before your turn's over.

1005
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,000
Great.

1006
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,000
Yeah.

1007
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,000
That's what I'm going to do.

1008
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:32,000
Flint's looking out for my safety.

1009
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,000
Flint, you're up.

1010
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:43,000
On these weapon racks, you find there are various degrees of warhammer, axe, spear,

1011
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:46,000
ranged weapons, bows, that sort of thing.

1012
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:51,000
So whatever you want to grab, and I will tell you what it would equate to.

1013
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:55,000
Some sort of two-handed battle axe would be ideal.

1014
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,000
Sure, sure.

1015
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:00,000
Well, I'll give you the plus seven to hit.

1016
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,000
Okay.

1017
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:06,000
Just because that usually stands for proficiency and stuff.

1018
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:10,000
But we'll give you a 1d12 plus two on this one.

1019
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,000
All right.

1020
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,000
So half of what I normally do.

1021
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,000
Yeah.

1022
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:16,000
All right.

1023
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:20,000
I grab an axe off the rack, and I go charging over at this sock dragon.

1024
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,000
Sure.

1025
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:24,000
Have that, motherfucker.

1026
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,000
That's a 19.

1027
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000
But not critical.

1028
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,000
19 will hit.

1029
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,000
Yep.

1030
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:33,000
Perfect.

1031
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,000
Eight and two, that's 10 damage.

1032
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:38,000
It will take that 10 damage.

1033
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,000
Okay.

1034
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,000
And I will attack him again.

1035
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:43,000
Yep.

1036
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,000
That's another 19.

1037
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:48,000
And 19 will also hit.

1038
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000
Ooh, two damage, but I get to reroll that.

1039
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,000
Ooh, yeah.

1040
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,000
Six, and what was it?

1041
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,000
Two bonus, so eight damage there.

1042
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,000
Okay.

1043
00:45:56,000 --> 00:46:02,000
I'm going to hit myself with a healing surge real quick while we're standing around.

1044
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,000
Sure.

1045
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,000
While you're standing around fighting in a giant sock.

1046
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,000
Doing nothing.

1047
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,000
That's right.

1048
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:13,000
At the end of your turn, the sock puppet dragon heaves a little bit.

1049
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:20,000
And coming forth from its maw, quite literally, a dust bunny comes out.

1050
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,000
Aw.

1051
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:24,000
And it falls in the initiative order.

1052
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,000
So, Thea, you're up next.

1053
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:31,000
First things first.

1054
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,000
Good anticipation building.

1055
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,000
Thank you.

1056
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:37,000
I'm immune to poison and disease.

1057
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:40,000
Okay, so you shouldn't have been hopping, but you did anyways.

1058
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,000
I know, I did.

1059
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:45,000
But now, should I be having the munchies?

1060
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,000
No.

1061
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,000
Through their touch is poison, correct?

1062
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,000
No.

1063
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,000
Okay.

1064
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:53,000
Well, I hopped just for funsies because I didn't want him to feel bad about himself.

1065
00:46:53,000 --> 00:47:03,000
But yeah, I'm not going to fucking search for food, even though I feel like Thea is probably a person who's always hungry anyway, just because of recreational activities.

1066
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:10,000
So, as that is happening, I know I am still frightened of this creature.

1067
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:14,000
So, I'm not going to move any further toward it.

1068
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:17,000
However, I am going to...

1069
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,000
I see it's made of fabric.

1070
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:22,000
I'm going to Flaming Sphear its ass.

1071
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:27,000
So, I make a five diameter sphere and I launch it at this motherfucker.

1072
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:31,000
And I'm going to use a fourth level spell slot.

1073
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,000
And that's going to do something.

1074
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,000
Something rad.

1075
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:42,000
The dragon does need to make a dexterity saving throw and take half damage on a successful.

1076
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000
And then it also creates a bonus action.

1077
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:47,000
Well, its dex is only 12 for the save.

1078
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,000
That's not enough.

1079
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,000
But it has legendary resistance.

1080
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:55,000
So, if it fails a saving throw, it can choose to succeed instead, which it does.

1081
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,000
That's fine.

1082
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,000
I can take half my damage.

1083
00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:06,000
I'm glad I chose a higher spell slot because for the damage increases by 1d6 for each slot above the second level.

1084
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:14,000
So, that means it's 2d6, 3d6, 4d6, 5d6 damage.

1085
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,000
And you'll take half that.

1086
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,000
22.

1087
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:20,000
So, yeah, it is vulnerable to fire damage.

1088
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,000
So, it takes full fire damage.

1089
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,000
Oh, you guys.

1090
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,000
So, it takes 22 fire damage.

1091
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,000
Is it made of polyester?

1092
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,000
Does it just?

1093
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:29,000
It's cotton.

1094
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:30,000
Really?

1095
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,000
Oh, okay, well.

1096
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,000
Too bad.

1097
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,000
I know, right?

1098
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,000
Does it just go whoosh?

1099
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:39,000
And it was polyester and it just like that.

1100
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:42,000
It's not flame retardant at all.

1101
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,000
Brungs cheered.

1102
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:48,000
It's the dust bunny's turn and it's going to attack.

1103
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,000
Bring it.

1104
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:53,000
This adorable dust bunny comes up to you.

1105
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:58,000
And it begins jump kicking you.

1106
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:01,000
You take 1d6 plus one bludgeoning damage.

1107
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:08,000
I feel like I'm Sylvester and I've met this what I thought was a mouse, but oh my God, it's actually a kangaroo.

1108
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000
And it's beating the shit out of me.

1109
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:13,000
So, you take three bludgeoning damage from this dust bunny's jump kick.

1110
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:17,000
I'm okay with it because it's adorable.

1111
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:27,000
And at the end of its turn, the dragon heaves forth two more dust bunnies and they come out.

1112
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:30,000
And we all make a collective aww.

1113
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,000
Yeah.

1114
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,000
It's Disa's turn.

1115
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:39,000
She grabs a similar war hammer to Flint and she runs over to the giant dragon and rolls very poorly.

1116
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,000
Holy shit.

1117
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:44,000
Does not do well.

1118
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,000
And we all yell, Disa, what the fuck?

1119
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000
I'm speaking for a lot of us right now.

1120
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,000
I apologize.

1121
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:50,000
Swings wildly.

1122
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000
She's like, sorry, guys.

1123
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:56,000
But it's Grants' turn and Grants stands up.

1124
00:49:56,000 --> 00:50:00,000
And you hear him whisper an incantation.

1125
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,000
What does that sound like?

1126
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:09,000
Oh boy.

1127
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,000
Well, let's hold on.

1128
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,000
Let's see if he does well.

1129
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,000
He does well.

1130
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:19,000
He casts magical spell.

1131
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:23,000
Hashtag, you don't need to be a professional to be a DM.

1132
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,000
Yeah, that's right.

1133
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:30,000
He casts fifth level magic missile.

1134
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,000
Oh shit.

1135
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:36,000
So he gets to roll 8d4.

1136
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,000
Jesus.

1137
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:40,000
So you see him whisper this incantation.

1138
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,000
Oh boy.

1139
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:49,000
And these missiles, eight of them fly out from around him and strike the sock dragon.

1140
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:55,000
And it takes 18 force damage and it's knocked back a step.

1141
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,000
But it's its turn.

1142
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:03,000
And he swings his tail towards Flint and Disa because they are closest near them.

1143
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:11,000
And Flint towards Disa, it rolls a 12, which does not hit towards Flint.

1144
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:17,000
It rolls a 23, which should hit.

1145
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:26,000
So its tail swings forward to you and you take 15 bludgeoning damage from this tail.

1146
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:29,000
And those are its two actions.

1147
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,000
And now it's Nularaaaa's turn.

1148
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:40,000
Well, I probably just stay in the mud puddle because I can't move towards it because I'm still scared.

1149
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:47,000
Yeah, your mud puddle stuff, you probably just have this one more round and then your mud puddle stuff will disappear.

1150
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:49,000
Well, it's doing wonders for my skin.

1151
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,000
So silver lining.

1152
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:54,000
Yeah, I still can't really do anything.

1153
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:59,000
So I'm going to try again to not be frightened so I can do something.

1154
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,000
Sure.

1155
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,000
That's wisdom, yeah?

1156
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,000
Yes, wisdom saving throw, yeah.

1157
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,000
If I'm going to get so wise, get ready for it.

1158
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,000
I'm really shaking this dice good.

1159
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,000
I did get so wise, you guys.

1160
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,000
It's 19.

1161
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,000
And that will succeed.

1162
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:18,000
You are no longer frightened, but that is the end of your turn.

1163
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,000
Nularaaaa the wise.

1164
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:26,000
And at the end of your turn, the sock puppet makes another tail attack towards Flint.

1165
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,000
And that is a critical 20.

1166
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,000
Damn.

1167
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,000
Why is this guy so mean to me?

1168
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,000
You're closest to it, dude.

1169
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,000
You run in.

1170
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:40,000
I'm just playing the game.

1171
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:45,000
So that's, I rolled poorly though, so you're probably okay.

1172
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:48,000
Eight plus five.

1173
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,000
So that's 13 bludgeoning damage.

1174
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,000
Okay.

1175
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,000
Could have been worse.

1176
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:54,000
Flint, you're up.

1177
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:57,000
Okay, let's start swinging that axe again.

1178
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,000
How's this dragon looking, by the way?

1179
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:02,000
Is he looking like he's in full sock health or what's happening here?

1180
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:06,000
You know, he's got some frays around the edge.

1181
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,000
A couple threads are coming loose?

1182
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,000
Yep, yep.

1183
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:14,000
But no stuffins falling out yet.

1184
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,000
Okay.

1185
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,000
That is a 17.

1186
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,000
17 will not hit.

1187
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,000
Oh, okay.

1188
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,000
21.

1189
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,000
21 will hit.

1190
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000
Excellent.

1191
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,000
Sorry, did I just hear a 17 will not hit?

1192
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,000
It's a good thing I'm fucking using spells.

1193
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,000
That is what you heard.

1194
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,000
So that's 13 damage, Russ.

1195
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,000
Okay.

1196
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,000
And I'm going to use my action surge to attack him again.

1197
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,000
Oh, sure.

1198
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,000
It's a 19.

1199
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,000
19 will hit.

1200
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,000
10 damage.

1201
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000
And I'm going to take a healing surge.

1202
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,000
Seems like a good idea.

1203
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,000
It really does.

1204
00:53:54,000 --> 00:54:00,000
So the sock puppet lunges forward towards you, Flint.

1205
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,000
Make a dexterity saving throw.

1206
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,000
So many throws.

1207
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,000
16.

1208
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,000
And gobbles you up.

1209
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:15,000
You are now inside the adult sock puppet dragon.

1210
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,000
That's exactly where I wanted to be, guys.

1211
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:23,000
And after being swallowed by such a dragon, you must escape out the other end.

1212
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:28,000
Its length is 60 feet and considered difficult terrain.

1213
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:35,000
If a creature ends its turn inside of the sock puppet dragon, it must take a 2d6 poison damage.

1214
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,000
Okay.

1215
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,000
Good God, man.

1216
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,000
Thea, you're up.

1217
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:45,000
You look forward and you see Flint just be devoured by this.

1218
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:48,000
Also, I am resilient versus poison, just an FYI.

1219
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,000
Yeah, no, that's cool.

1220
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,000
Russ doesn't actually mean that.

1221
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,000
He does not think that's cool.

1222
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,000
PS, you also touched the dragon.

1223
00:54:56,000 --> 00:55:03,000
So you are susceptible to its used gym sock ability.

1224
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:06,000
And it reeks of body odor.

1225
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:11,000
So you have disadvantage on charisma checks until you clean yourself.

1226
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:16,000
How charismatic is he trying to be, having just come out of a sock puppet's anus?

1227
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:19,000
I think charisma is not an important thing at this time.

1228
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:22,000
I'm just trying to keep true to the character.

1229
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,000
Sweet Jesus.

1230
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:25,000
Okay.

1231
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:30,000
Flint, buddy, how many hit points you got?

1232
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,000
I'm okay for now.

1233
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,000
You're good?

1234
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,000
Okay.

1235
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:38,000
Because I worry anything I do to the sock puppet's going to adversely affect you.

1236
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:41,000
But all I have are spells.

1237
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:42,000
No, you go for it.

1238
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:48,000
So it's not like I can aim specifically for its head because you're in its gullet or something like that.

1239
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,000
It's just going to happen.

1240
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:51,000
It's just happening.

1241
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,000
It's all good.

1242
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:53,000
Okay.

1243
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:55,000
I'm going to gas this shit.

1244
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:56,000
How do I say it?

1245
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:57,000
Gash.

1246
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:58,000
Gash.

1247
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:01,000
I can say it however I want to.

1248
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:05,000
I'm going to gash all up in here.

1249
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:10,000
So I'm going to, I'm not going to conjure.

1250
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,000
I'm going to abjurate.

1251
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:13,000
I don't know.

1252
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:14,000
Onto this dragon.

1253
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:21,000
I'm going to place a magical command on him that is going to force him.

1254
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:28,000
Well, technically refrain him from harming anyone in our party.

1255
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:34,000
I assume the creature can understand me because I speak draconic.

1256
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,000
Well, it speaks common, but sure.

1257
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,000
Okay then.

1258
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,000
No excuses.

1259
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,000
It's a sock.

1260
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000
Amy, it's a fucking sock.

1261
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,000
Obviously it speaks common.

1262
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,000
Right?

1263
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,000
Obviously.

1264
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:55,000
It must succeed on a wisdom saving throw or be charmed by me for the duration.

1265
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:56,000
Okay.

1266
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:59,000
It succeeds.

1267
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,000
No, it does not.

1268
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,000
Legendary resistance.

1269
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:02,000
It chooses to succeed.

1270
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,000
It's got three of those per day.

1271
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:08,000
It rolled a three, but legendary resistance says I can succeed that.

1272
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:11,000
Pretty sweet spell that legendary resistance.

1273
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:14,000
Well, I think that just cancels out my fucking spell.

1274
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:15,000
Yeah.

1275
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,000
So what do you scream up at it?

1276
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,000
Fuck you motherfucker.

1277
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:22,000
And I ram my current flaming sphere at it.

1278
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:23,000
Sure.

1279
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,000
It will take that.

1280
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000
Yeah, it will.

1281
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,000
Dexterity saving throw.

1282
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,000
Yes.

1283
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:30,000
18.

1284
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:31,000
Fine.

1285
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:32,000
It takes half damage.

1286
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,000
Which is full damage because it's vulnerable.

1287
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:35,000
Yeah, it is.

1288
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:36,000
Yeah, it is.

1289
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:45,000
And that was a level four, so that's a 5d6.

1290
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,000
24.

1291
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:48,000
24.

1292
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,000
It will take 24 damage.

1293
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:51,000
Yeah.

1294
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:54,000
And let out a sock-like bellow.

1295
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:58,000
That's what I imagine a sock to do.

1296
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:01,000
Yeah, cool.

1297
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:06,000
I'm really mad about that whole like the first time I try my gay ass thing and it doesn't

1298
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:07,000
work.

1299
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:08,000
I'm sorry.

1300
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:11,000
You tried it against a dragon.

1301
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,000
It didn't matter if it was against a...

1302
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:16,000
Does every dragon have that legendary thing?

1303
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:17,000
Yeah.

1304
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:18,000
Good to know.

1305
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:19,000
Good to know.

1306
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:20,000
Good to know.

1307
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:21,000
I did not know that.

1308
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:22,000
This is interesting information.

1309
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,000
We need to do more research.

1310
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,000
We are not very good players.

1311
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:29,000
And it heaves forth two more dust bunnies.

1312
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:31,000
And it is all of the dust bunnies' turn.

1313
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:33,000
So, there are five of them now.

1314
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:34,000
They rush forward.

1315
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,000
One to Grancis.

1316
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:37,000
One to Nularaaaa.

1317
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:39,000
Flint inside.

1318
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:40,000
One to Thea.

1319
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,000
Two to Deesa.

1320
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:49,000
And they kick the bejesus out of everybody.

1321
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:52,000
Grancis takes three bludgeoning.

1322
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,000
Nularaaaa takes...

1323
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:55,000
Is that bejesus?

1324
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:57,000
Are we calling three a bejesus now?

1325
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,000
Three bejesus.

1326
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,000
It is a unit of measurement now.

1327
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:01,000
It's canon.

1328
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:04,000
Nularaaaa, you take five bludgeoning.

1329
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,000
Thea, you take three bludgeoning.

1330
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:07,000
You mean a bejesus.

1331
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:08,000
A bejesus.

1332
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,000
And Deesa takes...

1333
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,000
Oh, jeepers.

1334
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,000
Deesa takes...

1335
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:15,000
That is seven...

1336
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:16,000
Let's see.

1337
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:17,000
It's 15 bludgeoning.

1338
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:18,000
Whoa.

1339
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,000
That sounds more like a bejesus.

1340
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,000
That does, right?

1341
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:23,000
Three isn't quite enough for a bejesus.

1342
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:24,000
Yeah.

1343
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:31,000
Deesa sees that Flint has been gobbled up by the dragon, and she...

1344
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:33,000
Is filled with a lustful rage.

1345
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:38,000
Is filled with a lustful rage.

1346
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:39,000
That's Amy's fault.

1347
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:41,000
Sorry, dude.

1348
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:47,000
And she pushes the dust bunny aside and strikes into...

1349
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:51,000
Strikes into the dragon for a natural 20.

1350
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:52,000
Yeah, she does.

1351
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:53,000
Deesa.

1352
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:54,000
Rage.

1353
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:59,000
It's five, 11 plus two is 13 slashing damage.

1354
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:01,000
I yell, you overdate now.

1355
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:06,000
And she cuts a hole down near the lower end of this sock.

1356
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:10,000
Ooh, maybe he can sneak out of there and not the anus, because I mean...

1357
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:11,000
You never know.

1358
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,000
Grants is his turn.

1359
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:17,000
So he lines himself up with three of the dust bunnies.

1360
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:19,000
The two on Deesa and one on himself.

1361
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:25,000
And he fires a hundred foot long, five foot wide lightning bolt.

1362
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:26,000
Nice.

1363
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:29,000
That he's like...

1364
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:30,000
Yeah, it succeeds.

1365
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,000
But he's like...

1366
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:33,000
God.

1367
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:35,000
Oh, it worked!

1368
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:41,000
And he casts lightning bolt that strikes through and...

1369
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:45,000
Puffs the three dust bunnies into nothing.

1370
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:51,000
And the dragon takes 8d6 lightning damage on a failed save.

1371
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:53,000
On a failed save.

1372
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:55,000
It chooses to succeed.

1373
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:57,000
This is its third succeed.

1374
01:00:57,000 --> 01:01:00,000
But it will take half of 8d6 lightning damage.

1375
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,000
How many times can it use that skill, Russ?

1376
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,000
Three per day.

1377
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,000
Excellent.

1378
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:07,000
Okay.

1379
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:09,000
That's six.

1380
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:14,000
Deesa is slightly attracted to Grants' and feels really ashamed about it.

1381
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:18,000
She should, because as much as he's kind of proving himself in this fight,

1382
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:22,000
we would absolutely not be in this situation if he wasn't such a dolt.

1383
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:31,000
No, who thinks that they accidentally vaporize a species or a colony of frogs

1384
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:39,000
and also somehow ends up having a magical, gross, sweaty, gym sock dragon?

1385
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:40,000
So, yeah.

1386
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,000
Well, you never know.

1387
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:43,000
That's our Grants'

1388
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:51,000
So this dragon takes half of the damage, which is 15 total.

1389
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:53,000
It would have been 30 if it wasn't half.

1390
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:57,000
But it ignites and is now on fire.

1391
01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:59,000
And it is its turn.

1392
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:04,000
And it throws its thread breath again.

1393
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:05,000
No.

1394
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:06,000
Yeah.

1395
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:07,000
No.

1396
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:08,000
Yeah.

1397
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:16,000
So I need a dexterity saving throw from Nularaaaa, Thea, and Grancis.

1398
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,000
15.

1399
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:19,000
Six.

1400
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:22,000
Okay.

1401
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:23,000
Oh, I hate that sound.

1402
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:25,000
So many dice.

1403
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:28,000
I really wish I could lie.

1404
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:32,000
So Nularaaaa, Thea, and Grancis.

1405
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,000
26.

1406
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,000
Guys.

1407
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:37,000
Bludgeoning damage.

1408
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,000
With a 15?

1409
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:41,000
Damn, son.

1410
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:42,000
Holy shit.

1411
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,000
Yeah, you gotta beat an 18.

1412
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:45,000
Damn.

1413
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:46,000
Sorry, how many?

1414
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:47,000
A million?

1415
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,000
A million two?

1416
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:49,000
What'd you say?

1417
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,000
26.

1418
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:51,000
26.

1419
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:52,000
Million two.

1420
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:53,000
Pretty close.

1421
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:54,000
Metric fuckton.

1422
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:59,000
Does Thea still have that mass cure-all or whatever it is?

1423
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:00,000
Uh-huh.

1424
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,000
Just have to make it to my turn.

1425
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:03,000
Nularaaaa, you are up.

1426
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:05,000
The adult sockpuppet dragon is...

1427
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:07,000
Stop calling it an adult.

1428
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:09,000
Can't you just call it a socky?

1429
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:10,000
Not socky.

1430
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:11,000
Thank you.

1431
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:16,000
Socky is on fire, frayed at the edges.

1432
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:21,000
There is one dust bunny still kicking you, but just keep that in mind.

1433
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:23,000
But it is...

1434
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,000
That's the state it's in.

1435
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:29,000
You no longer feel like you need to cover yourself in mud, but you...

1436
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:31,000
Yeah, you saved from frightened.

1437
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:33,000
So you can do what you need to do.

1438
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:34,000
Great.

1439
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:39,000
I'm going to attack the sock monkey instead of doing nothing, which is what I've done

1440
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:42,000
this whole time.

1441
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:45,000
That is a 27 to attack.

1442
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:46,000
Oh my god.

1443
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:50,000
Yeah, you run forward and you slice into socky.

1444
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:51,000
Great.

1445
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:53,000
So that is 14 damage.

1446
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:55,000
Yeah, it is.

1447
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,000
Uh-huh, uh-huh.

1448
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:57,000
It will take this.

1449
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:59,000
Some of that's fire, yes?

1450
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:00,000
Yeah, the...

1451
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:01,000
What was fire?

1452
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:02,000
Sorry, I already picked up my dice.

1453
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,000
No, I didn't.

1454
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:04,000
Five of that was fire.

1455
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:08,000
So it takes an extra five, so 19 total.

1456
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,000
Okay, I'm going to attack it again.

1457
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:11,000
Yeah.

1458
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,000
That is a 22.

1459
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:15,000
That will hit.

1460
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:17,000
So four fire damage.

1461
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:19,000
So eight total.

1462
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:20,000
Then nine piercing damage.

1463
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:31,000
You strike into socky and it lets out a moaning dry bellow as it falls down

1464
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:35,000
and you slice into its body?

1465
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:36,000
Two?

1466
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:37,000
Two?

1467
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:49,000
And it is dead and you see Flint crawling through the threaded mess and he emerges

1468
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:59,000
from the hole you cut into this sock and you hear a hush among the grungs and then

1469
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:07,000
an enormous cheer at the end that you have defeated the sock-puppet dragon.

1470
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:12,000
And the gates are opened at either end of the arena and the gold grung and the

1471
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:16,000
orange grungs are hopping forward to come meet you.

1472
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:20,000
I limp in front because I'm not doing very good.

1473
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:21,000
I have two hit points left.

1474
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:24,000
I limp in front of people and I go, no touchy.

1475
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:27,000
No, and I wag my finger and I'm just like, mm-mm.

1476
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:29,000
I know they can understand that.

1477
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:34,000
The other dust bunnies kind of just poof out of existence.

1478
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:41,000
The gold grung hears you say no touchy and he's kind of shrugging and poking in

1479
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:45,000
your direction, shaking his finger at you like he's trying to tell you that

1480
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:47,000
he needs to touch somebody.

1481
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:49,000
I put my hand out.

1482
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:54,000
And he touches your hand and you can't be poisoned.

1483
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:56,000
I go, psych!

1484
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:59,000
And I push Grancis towards him.

1485
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:04,000
Okay, so Grancis goes towards him and he touches Grancis again and you see them

1486
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:06,000
talking in grung for quite a while.

1487
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:13,000
Which sounds like...

1488
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:14,000
for quite a while.

1489
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:18,000
It was kind of pleasant in like a unpleasant kind of way.

1490
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:19,000
Yeah.

1491
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:22,000
And he turns to you and he's like, oh guys, so they're going to let us

1492
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:26,619
let us go I just have to make sure that I get them back to where they came from I

1493
01:06:26,619 --> 01:06:31,860
mean it's gonna be tough cuz originally I came with with two grungs and now

1494
01:06:31,860 --> 01:06:35,139
there are a lot of grungs but that's for me to deal with I'll deal with that

1495
01:06:35,139 --> 01:06:39,940
on a later date anyways we can go we can go they're gonna lead us out it's

1496
01:06:39,940 --> 01:06:46,940
gonna be fine good I guess thanks good job for getting us into this yeah

1497
01:06:46,940 --> 01:06:54,880
I need a nap Thea's thoroughly cranky her high's worn off she didn't get to have

1498
01:06:54,880 --> 01:06:58,820
mashed potatoes you did have mashed potatoes that's why we're in this

1499
01:06:58,820 --> 01:07:07,220
pretty it's a powerful spell so they lead you out and you get back into the

1500
01:07:07,220 --> 01:07:13,099
living area and you see the grungs kind of just surrounding Donnie every

1501
01:07:13,099 --> 01:07:21,900
now and again one of them pokes him so that he can't really do anything and

1502
01:07:21,900 --> 01:07:27,019
he's like ah guys we shouldn't fight these frogs anymore ever always

1503
01:07:27,019 --> 01:07:30,739
Grancis runs over to his book and he's like I need a hand flipping the pages

1504
01:07:30,739 --> 01:07:36,380
somebody help me flip flip flip the pages somebody okay yep so you guys go

1505
01:07:36,380 --> 01:07:40,860
over and flip through this big dusty book and he gets to the page that he

1506
01:07:40,860 --> 01:07:56,099
needs and he starts whispering and he casts enlarge on everybody it was

1507
01:07:56,099 --> 01:08:02,300
slightly lying king slightly Jewish I like it yeah it's good and everybody

1508
01:08:02,300 --> 01:08:06,099
grows back to their normal size yeah except the grunts because there's a

1509
01:08:06,099 --> 01:08:10,059
lot of grungs he's like I'll deal with the grungs at a later time I

1510
01:08:10,059 --> 01:08:15,539
promise grungs if you can hear me down there and they you see them all it's

1511
01:08:15,539 --> 01:08:19,659
like I'm the bird and walk like a bunch of like fleas kind of just

1512
01:08:19,659 --> 01:08:24,140
running across the floor and they get back into the wall yeah and flip them

1513
01:08:24,140 --> 01:08:31,260
off as they all run uh I made I made some pie no thank you mm-hmm

1514
01:08:31,260 --> 01:08:37,939
oh I look at them and I go drinks in my room sounds good so you guys

1515
01:08:37,980 --> 01:08:43,580
I'll lead out Disa's going with you she doesn't talk very much apparently

1516
01:08:43,580 --> 01:08:50,300
apparently not once not once sorry Disa nobody engaged her so we had our own

1517
01:08:50,300 --> 01:08:54,660
shit going on it has been an unsettling meal she also took a pretty

1518
01:08:54,660 --> 01:09:02,180
good beating at the hands of the sock she did get like blind dated onto well

1519
01:09:02,180 --> 01:09:07,380
I guess not blind dated but she came to a setup Christmas dinner Roger Lodge

1520
01:09:07,380 --> 01:09:11,539
could have been there like was this like old-school cat fishing I'm like

1521
01:09:11,539 --> 01:09:17,779
no you should you should totally come meet my friend there and then yeah and

1522
01:09:17,779 --> 01:09:22,420
then get kidnapped by tiny frogs where where the guy I set you up with

1523
01:09:22,420 --> 01:09:27,699
doesn't talk to you the entire time like kidnapped by tiny frogs yeah so

1524
01:09:27,699 --> 01:09:32,300
she kind of follows you and she's like you know what I'm I think I'm

1525
01:09:32,300 --> 01:09:38,220
gonna go I think I'm gonna go Disa I'm so sorry yeah you guys get into some

1526
01:09:38,220 --> 01:09:49,460
weird shit there's a reason why they call us the I'm hoping one time it's

1527
01:09:49,460 --> 01:09:55,140
just gonna really come naturally like love it yeah you're trying you're

1528
01:09:55,140 --> 01:09:58,619
trying for us to just volunteer something I like that you keep going

1529
01:09:58,819 --> 01:10:05,899
for it yeah you know next time you're in maybe just stop by it stop by the

1530
01:10:05,899 --> 01:10:09,779
store I think my dad wanted you to check into some things anyways I'll

1531
01:10:09,779 --> 01:10:15,739
like catch up with you guys another time and she hobbles out oh man she

1532
01:10:15,739 --> 01:10:23,979
hobbles now yeah but you guys go get drinks in in Thea's room it's a

1533
01:10:23,980 --> 01:10:31,820
fucking frogs my right I think we got a ditch Grancis guys like you're with me

1534
01:10:31,820 --> 01:10:36,940
right I don't know his his his cool songs when he's casting spells are

1535
01:10:36,940 --> 01:10:47,060
pretty great I can can I cast a spell if we're not in like combat yeah

1536
01:10:47,100 --> 01:10:56,020
anyone else hurting oh yeah yeah I'm gonna cast I'm gonna cast mask your

1537
01:10:56,020 --> 01:11:00,860
wounds and or no I shouldn't do that we can just rest in my room you're all

1538
01:11:00,860 --> 01:11:05,300
just chilling we're just gonna let's just say I mask your wounds cuz I'm a

1539
01:11:05,300 --> 01:11:08,300
badass so we can all feel a little better and have less of a hangover

1540
01:11:08,300 --> 01:11:12,500
later even though I know we're having a long rest and that and I'm gonna

1541
01:11:12,500 --> 01:11:18,420
get that spell slot back anyway so why don't I just take you know I like this

1542
01:11:18,420 --> 01:11:25,939
a mask your wounds to prevent hangover why don't I just take some

1543
01:11:25,939 --> 01:11:29,060
people say it's a glass of water before you go to bed but no it's a

1544
01:11:29,060 --> 01:11:32,340
mask your wounds spell it's certainly a mask your wounds I was just gonna

1545
01:11:32,340 --> 01:11:36,779
take oh my god I can't think of the word I don't know what you're

1546
01:11:36,779 --> 01:11:44,380
talking about not responsibility like I'm gonna take Carla you're sober come

1547
01:11:44,380 --> 01:11:47,179
on now I don't even know where you're going with what you're saying though

1548
01:11:47,179 --> 01:11:52,219
my like when you when you're like I totally did that like that was all me

1549
01:11:52,219 --> 01:11:57,619
like ownership ownership no no ownership like but you're proud of it like

1550
01:11:57,619 --> 01:12:04,099
you're like that was me this is the episode where they tried to figure out

1551
01:12:04,140 --> 01:12:13,060
the word for oh my god you guys there's a word for it this is gonna drive me

1552
01:12:13,060 --> 01:12:15,780
crazy anyway so just carry on with this

1553
01:12:15,780 --> 01:12:21,060
grants us talk fuck grants us let's ditch him like I mean sure he is an

1554
01:12:21,060 --> 01:12:24,020
airship well maybe we can still get one more ride with them because he's

1555
01:12:24,020 --> 01:12:27,220
got a head to take those little cute froggy dudes back right where they

1556
01:12:27,220 --> 01:12:31,340
came from yeah but where is he going and where do we need to go probably

1557
01:12:31,340 --> 01:12:35,460
not something we're gonna solve having drinks on Christmas night well no and I

1558
01:12:35,460 --> 01:12:38,900
mean we have that meeting yeah I was just trying to leave us an opening for

1559
01:12:38,900 --> 01:12:43,340
a faster overland travel instead of having to go and oh no fair enough so

1560
01:12:43,340 --> 01:12:47,579
adventures on our next trip somewhere fair oh I think this could be

1561
01:12:47,579 --> 01:12:51,860
leverage hey remember that time you shrunk us and those frogs kidnapped

1562
01:12:51,860 --> 01:12:56,140
us listen we need to go into the spooky mountains I don't I don't know

1563
01:12:56,140 --> 01:13:03,740
any of the landscape around us right now you're in a major metropolis city

1564
01:13:03,740 --> 01:13:09,980
no I know that like no but like if we had to go somewhere like we went to

1565
01:13:09,980 --> 01:13:14,980
like a snowy place check your guys quest log you guys have a place you need

1566
01:13:14,980 --> 01:13:18,740
to go anyways yeah you can definitely use that as leverage so you guys have

1567
01:13:18,740 --> 01:13:23,900
drinks and you jovially talk about all your winter solstice endeavors here

1568
01:13:23,900 --> 01:13:29,140
with Grancis and you rest you feel good after your rest much better than being

1569
01:13:29,140 --> 01:13:36,940
beaten the shit out of by a sock so the next day you are called upon by

1570
01:13:36,940 --> 01:13:42,980
Leosin and he leads you to where the council is having their their

1571
01:13:42,980 --> 01:13:47,900
meeting and he says guys I just warn you things are a little things are a

1572
01:13:47,900 --> 01:13:50,700
little tough right now nobody's getting along and you're gonna walk

1573
01:13:50,699 --> 01:13:57,539
into something that's a little hairy just be prepared to to talk it out and

1574
01:13:57,539 --> 01:14:03,300
justify things that have happened and will happen and know that you know

1575
01:14:03,300 --> 01:14:07,460
that you're behind us that we know that we have support there you have

1576
01:14:07,460 --> 01:14:12,699
support from from all those that matter long story short there's been

1577
01:14:12,699 --> 01:14:18,539
a death an apparent suicide that some people believe may have been a murder

1578
01:14:18,539 --> 01:14:24,819
who was murdered one of the delegates on the council for the Harpers how is

1579
01:14:24,819 --> 01:14:32,779
it done it appears to be a suicide but there are clues that maybe lead to the

1580
01:14:32,779 --> 01:14:38,460
fact that it might not have been so cut and dry great so it's like CSI

1581
01:14:38,460 --> 01:14:42,019
Miami now who's gonna whip off their sunglasses somebody say something witty

1582
01:14:42,020 --> 01:14:49,620
they suspect that maybe one of the centerem the the black network yes you

1583
01:14:49,620 --> 01:14:54,540
know who they are go back to episode 2 might have been in on it that's all

1584
01:14:54,540 --> 01:14:59,220
the information we have right now and he opens the door and you see the

1585
01:14:59,220 --> 01:15:04,540
entire council chamber barking and yelling at each other screaming across

1586
01:15:04,540 --> 01:15:09,500
the room it's mayhem and chaos and you look to the head of the table

1587
01:15:09,500 --> 01:15:14,699
where the last time you were here you saw Lord Neverember you see lady Laryl

1588
01:15:14,699 --> 01:15:18,340
Silverhand and she is sitting at the head of the table and Lord Neverember

1589
01:15:18,340 --> 01:15:20,859
is not there

1590
01:15:34,739 --> 01:15:38,939
music in today's episode was by Kavin McLeod of in Competech dot film

1591
01:15:38,940 --> 01:15:50,940
music.io you know what I'm saying burn cool surely yeah I like that I was

1592
01:15:50,940 --> 01:15:54,300
gonna make fun of Russ for his like super dated reference and somehow Amy

1593
01:15:54,300 --> 01:16:01,900
made an even more dated reference it was pretty impressive we're we're me

1594
01:16:01,900 --> 01:16:07,020
who are made for you are it's so sweet oh you don't like talking to

1595
01:16:07,020 --> 01:16:11,500
yourself I take it back I push Flint toward it you push Grantz's towards it

1596
01:16:11,500 --> 01:16:18,060
it's fine you don't make hot toddy talk I can do whatever you want okay who

1597
01:16:18,060 --> 01:16:24,500
wants to be touched by a grung Dumbgeons and Dragons is a dumb dragons

1598
01:16:24,500 --> 01:16:27,020
production